In happier times, on a Sunday ride with Mummy and StepDaddy.I've been wondering all these years what that demonic little bastard Damien has been up to. I'm sure he must have gotten tired of all that Nanny recycling and Priest skewering at some point. I never really bought that bullshit that went down in Final Conflict, I knew he would find a way out of it somehow. Turns out, he did!
"I'm coming for you, God."As it happens, he is now the leader of the sleepy little nation of Canada. I guess a little name change and a sneak across a terrorist-sieve border are no big deal for the Anti-Christ. I really should have noticed earlier, the dead eyes and love of scorched-earth policies were a dead giveaway. He picked a great place to launch Armageddon from, no one will see it coming. Hell, does anyone even know we are here? At least Canadians will be happy that the world finally noticed us. Well, good luck to you, "Mr. Harper!" Please don't kill me.
