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Musings from the mind of a dude obsessed with subjects of no particular importance, or even significance for that matter. Oh, and don't panic about the title. The URL is "ohforfsake.blogspot.com" because the title is "Oh, For FGosh's Sake" everyone knows the f is silent at the beginning of "gosh" in the Queen's English.

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Sunday, July 12, 2009

Fall TV Season Preview, “I Wish” Edition

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Posted by RBG at 4:32 PM 0 comments

Labels: Campaign cancer, Crabs, Crack

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Whoever is the creator of this delightful prose and probing and insightful commentary?

RBG: I've always been a great fan of the classics, updated for a new world and time. Monet? No. Monet Monet? You got that right Billy. In my world Leonardo is a Ninja Turtle or that homeless kid from Family Ties. Homer's Odyssey? There isn't a single mention of Marge in there! I'm the new unknown, illiterate face of the White Trash Literati, and I'm helping to redefine cultural ignorance for a whole new generation.

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I'm a proud Canadian! We're sort of like Americans but kind of British-y.

Sadly, like many Canadian men of my generation, I have been suffering with a chronic case of beaver fever that struck me soon after the onset of puberty. There is no known cure, but therapeutic doses of sexual congress with ladies has been shown to help control the debilitating symptoms, and provide some measure of relief.

Some thrifty and inexpensive ideas to amuse yourself during these tough economic times:

Hitting on the hottie down at the unemployment office.
Taking a nice walk to the pawnshop to sell family heirlooms.
Cursing the government (equally satisfying in good times)
Stealing alcohol and drinking it.
Belittling friends and loved ones.
Planning a bank robbery. Fuck! No gas money!

Previous ramblings/Archive/Idea dumpster.

► 2009 (42)
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- ► October (3)
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▼ 2010 (7)
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- ► February (1)
- ► June (1)
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- ▼ December (2)
  - Barack Obama’s ‘Merica
  - Confessions of a Strip Mall Santa

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1980s
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air stealers
air wasting
also decomposed
American Dream
and so it begins
Awards Season
Bad hair day
Banana Hammock
bastard roid freaks
Beer Helmets
bitching
blowing off steam
Boner nation
booring
british losers
busting rhymes
Campaign cancer
Canadian Content
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Crabs
Crack
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dangling babies
death
decomposed
dedicated civil servants
depends filling
Disembowel
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Drug addled
drunkenness
duffers
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Fake Passports
food
From Beyond the Grave
funny diseases
Great hair
great way to stay in touch
hacks
He-she Nazis
High self esteem
Hiltons
Hollywood
horrible death
House
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hungry asses
i think i'm gonna puke
inbreeding
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Junkies
justification
Killer Dinosaurs
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Lesbos
Life lessons
Lloyd
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Low self esteem
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Neon
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Wiggin' every day and wiggin' every night
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